Well,
folks, after the blitz of inquiry by the international
press corps, my web master wanted me to put out
a statement for HANS NEWS.Com. Boot-strapped by
a pretty tight contract, I can tell you this much:
this is one hell of a sex-capade from our handsome,
notorious, Irish lad who shows us the “off-duty-side”
of him that every teen-age girl and good standing
gay man wants to see: the leading man of so many
blockbuster silver screen films we so desire to
see copulating like the good hearted, all-lad-Dubliner
he is.
Join me, all of you, in an all-out-campaign to
convince his agent, manger, publicist and most
of all his intelligent and prominent litigator,
my good friend, Martin D. Singer, Esq., that the
release and distribution of this particular tape
will be his magnum opus and set forth the discourse
of what could be a series of many more intriguing
productions to come. Indeed, having witnessed
this incredible footage myself, this one could
blow all of my other trophies away with but not
limited to Tonya & Jeff in Penthouse , Divine
Brown’s video with Leisure Time , and my
Katarina Witt contract for Playboy back in 1998
In short, the press is all over which means the
world shall follow.
Take note, members of the Academy, for this is
surely OSCAR material if there ever was.
As we say on Air: STAY TUNED
-DAVID
HANS SCHMIDT
Managing Member
www.HANSNEWS.com
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